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queendread:

Dragon Age: Inquisition is coming out in under THREE MONTHS, and IDK about you but I need something to take my mind off it before I start climbing the walls, so let’s have a giveaway!!

THE PRIZES

I will pick SIX WINNERS, each of whom win a headshot style portrait (like these) of any of their Dragon Age Wardens, Hawkes or Inquisitors!

THE RULES:

.       This is a giveaway to thank my followers, so only followers can win. If you decide to follow me for the giveaway, please read my About page first and note that this is not an art-only blog!

2.       Both likes and reblogs count as a single entry and you can enter as many times as you like, but please limit your reblogging to once a day to avoid pissing off your followers.

3.       The giveaway closes 6PM(ish) GMT on Thursday 31st July!

4.       As always, winners are chosen with a random number generator and I’ll message you if you’ve won, so make sure your ask box is open and/or you check your url tag.

GOOD LUCK!!

Love,

Queendread

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

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